Super Mothership

Chapter 38

(TL:By Rafael)

When the two of them were brought to Nie Yun by the surrender of their weapons, they were already obedient with low brows and pleasing eyes. 

 

 　　“You guys are very good at it. I thought you would try it together. "Nie Yun sat on the back chair in the captain's room, tilting Erlang's legs, holding his head in one hand and looking at the two with a smile or not. 

 

 　　The two secretly scolded in their hearts. Whoever changed it, they had to be the same as us when they were pointed at by so many guns! 

 

 　　I saw dozens of AK's densely facing the two of them on the walls around the captain's room, and more than a dozen bazookas stretched out on the ceiling. 

 

 　　The two of them assured that from today on, we are all patients with intensive phobia! 

 

 　　“This big... brother, I'm kidding, how dare we, this time we just accidentally broke into your territory, not intentionally offending! Can you let us go for the sake of being human beings? "The boss said cautiously. 

 

 　　“Oh, how can you be sure that I...am a human being?" "Nie Yun lowered his head and raised the corners of his mouth. The two of them couldn't see his expression, but their scalp was numb when they heard this. 

 

 　　This... is this guy really not human? Could it be an alien? ！ 

 

 　　“Outside...aliens? ！ "The third exclaimed! 

 

 　　“Hehe! “Nie Yun didn't answer positively, but just smiled, "Ka!" "With a ringing finger, all the firearms in the room slowly disappeared into the wall. 

 

 　　“Gudong! ”The two of them looked at this incredible scene and swallowed their mouths together. 

 

 　　Will earthlings use this method? Your sister is definitely an alien! 

 

 　　“Let's talk about it, why did you run to my island? Remember, you only have one chance. If you dare to lie, my back garden just lacks a little fertilizer. ”

 

 　　At this time, the two of them were completely caught in the fear of the third type of contact, where would they dare to lie. 

 

　　As for why people look exactly like earthlings, with no horns on their heads and no tails behind them, that's a small problem, okay! 

 

 　　At the moment, the two people generally talked about how they were killed and how they drifted here without a huge bamboo tube. By the way, they also told the details of their origin, and they didn't even peek at the widow next door taking a bath when they were a few years old. . 

 

 　　After Nie Yun finished listening, he touched his chin and looked at the two of them, wondering what to do with these two guys. 

 

 　　The two brothers looked at the contemplative Nie Yun, nervously waiting for their fate, and at the same time thought to themselves that if the other party really grabbed themselves to make slices, would they obey and be cut a little bit, or resist a little bit and then be cut? 

 

 　　This is a problem……

 

 　　“You...would you like to work for me? "Nie Yun asked suddenly. 

 

 　　What? Working for aliens? 

 

 　　The two of them were stunned when they heard this. Can the script still be written like this? 

 

 　　“Uh...you... what did you say? "The boss asked incredulously as if he hadn't heard him clearly. 

 

 　　“Oh, I didn't want to! Forget it. "Nie Yun got up and was about to leave after speaking. 

 

 　　“Wait, we are willing! willing! ”The two said hurriedly. 

 

 　　It's not okay if you don't want to, haven't you seen the muzzles of the guns around you come out again! 

 

 　　“Would you like to say it earlier! But our company is very formal, and we need to interview for recruitment. Have you all brought your resumes? ”

 

 　　“What? company? Recruitment? This, no... no resume. ”Both of them are about to cry, so what else do we need to do to get mixed up like us!" 

 

 　　“Didn't bring it? Human beings nowadays are really frivolous in doing things. Forget it, then simplify the process, right? ”

 

 　　“Yes, I am a graduate student! ”The boss thinks he has gone to the wrong set, should this costume be changed?" Do you want to wear another tie? 

 

　　“Yo, it's still a top student, which school is it from? "Nie Yun was a little surprised now. 

 

 　　“Tsinghua! "The boss suddenly raised his chest. 

 

 　　“Hmm? ” "Hmm? ”Two surprised voices, one is Nie Yun and the other is the third. 

 

 　　“Boss, you never said that you still have this experience! "The third said in surprise. 

 

 　　“Ahem! It's all old things. At that time, when I graduated, the newborn calf was not afraid of tigers. I started a project and started a business. As a result, I owed a lot of debt. Later, it became more and more miserable. How can I say that I am a graduate student of Tsinghua University! ”

 

 　　“Oh! ”The two nodded in agreement. 

 

 　　“It turns out that he is still a schoolmaster! Disrespect, disrespect! But sorry, I don't want 985 here, only 211! ”

 

 　　“Uh..." The boss is a little confused, what's the matter with this recruitment condition? 

 

 　　I don't know if it's an illusion, the boss always feels that this “alien” seems to have a bad tone. 

 

 　　“So I only have the position of a temporary worker. Are you interested? "Nie Yun's expression was faint, and he squinted at him. 

 

 Xueba or something, I hate it the most! 

 

 　　“Yes yes! "The boss nodded quickly. If the temporary workers don't have to do it, they must only be fat, and the fools are not interested!" 

 

 　　“What about you? "Nie Yun looked at the third man. 

 

 　　“Me? I just went to middle school for two years. My brain has been bad since I was a child. I dropped out of school before I finished reading. Others say that I only have a few stupid strength, haha! "The third man touched the back of his head and said embarrassedly. 

 

 　　“Oh, you can't be mean to yourself, so who doesn't still graduate from elementary school and finally achieve a big career?" I think you are very good as a young man, I am optimistic about you! From now on, you are a regular employee! ”

 

 　　Who who who? Who is it? 

 

　　When the boss heard this, he directly spurted out a mouthful of old blood in his heart, whether the difference should be so obvious. 

 

 　　He even regrets his intestines now. What kind of Tsinghua University did he go to? He knew he should go to a secondary school! 

 

 　　This is why choice is more important than effort! 

 

 　　“Ahem! What you said is really good! I can't agree more! What is education? Ah! 

 

 　　To tell you the truth! In fact, my diploma was also bought by my family! I have been a repeat student in my class since I was a child. I have never even taken a small red flower in elementary school. I have only passed the English Level 4 exam eight times. I am ashamed! ashamed! ”The boss made amends. 

 

 　　“Oh, that's it! It doesn't matter, these are all small problems. The most important thing to be a human being is to have talent! I think you have great potential! 

 

 　　In this way, I just thought about it for a while. Regarding this 985, it can't be too discriminatory. Just make an exception and recruit you to be a formal worker. There is a kind of compilation! ”

 

 　　Xia Tian's face was kind and pleasant, and he was no longer cynical, and looked at his own people with an affectionate look.

 

 　　“Yes, you are so right! Thank you! Thank you so much! "The boss is grateful. 

 

 　　This time it is finally politically correct! 

 

 　　Sure enough, no matter where you go, standing in line is the most important thing! 

 

 　　Under the excitement, the boss's face flushed for a while, and then his eyes rolled very simply... he fainted! 

 

 　　“This... he turned out to be so excited? "Nie Yun was stunned for a while, and then very moved. 

 

 　　“No, I think he just fainted from hunger. "The third said humbly. 

 

 　　“Uh......”

TL Note- Sometimes  not being so smart is also helpful.

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